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Balut's favored(7780)bio: Only if you don't mind.
Do you really expect me to listen to your Twelve Step blather when I didn't even make your list of people to make amends to?
While I don't wish to adopt a dog from the humane society, I'm willing to donate some furniture for the mutts to to tear up and shit on.
Pro Tip: When speaking to a woman who has undergone breast reconstruction, don't geek out and ask how they fashioned the nipples.
Do old rappers leave their grills in a glass of water on the nightstand?
A booger is rolling around my nostril like a motorcycle on the Wall of Death.
People give me odd looks when I scream into my cell phone I AM NOT AN UNCLE TOM! Maybe it's because I'm white.
The trouble with suggestions is that they come from other people.
Old people are tap dancing to the march from Bridge on the River Kwai. The preacher tells me to relax, the body is only an earth suit.
From 1847-2008, there were 4 shark attacks in France, only one fatal. So I guess my fear of swimming at Omaha Beach is unfounded.
Andrew Zimmern should film an stateside espisode of Bizarre Foods in which he serves his past dinner hosts cat shit in snow cone cups.
When Hispanics go down on a woman, are they expected to roll their R's?
Now there are more column inches in the perv ads than in the want ads.
Ask not what is expected of you; ask how you can game the system.
@rongillmore "Look at the history, the history, the history." is the guiding princple here.
Drivers should yield for older cars as they yield for old people.
