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SeoulBrother's favored(36996)bio: Half Seoul. All Brother.
Written by Albert McMurry
Me? I followed this African environmental activist dude on Twitter for like a week. What have you done about climate change?
Does anyone know how to get Rohypno— I mean, cake bat— I mean clown blood out of a carp— fuck. Let me start over.
Does anyone have a loom?
My kid's so adorable when he yells "Five-O! Five-O!" I sometimes forget to ditch my stash and run. Ah, kids.
Girl, what I'm gonna do to you will void at least three different warranties.
You know how sometimes you catch a full-on crotch shot of a female ice skater's panties? Its called Hamill Toe.
It's upsetting to me that the media is using the phrase "domestic terrorist" as code for white people.
I've used Dollar Store pregnancy tests more reliable than some of these Apple rumors.
Playing the mourning alarm game. Every time I hit snooze, five people die. I'm up to 45.
Look, this isn't fun for me either.
I make it a point not to be outside AT&T's coverage area. They play fiddles and banjos out there.
If I were a clown I'd fill my ass with cake frosting before kiddie parties then fart it out because there's nothing creepier than a clown.
You guys are gonna shit bricks when you find out that most vampires are black.
Just set my alarm for 6AM. This is going to be hilarious if it actually works.
I'm not giving one more handjob until I have a chance to read the employee handbook.
Drove through the rich neighborhood, rolled down my window and yelled "HE'S STILL PRESIDENT, MOTHERFUCKERS." I am nothing, if not effective.
It creeps me out when people anthropomorphize their children.
How many nerds does it take to do anything?
Always only three.
And one ponytailed asshole to yell "42!"
