The wheels on the bus go "THUMP THUMP THUMP"... right after you throw me under it.
OMG LET PEOPLE BELIEVE WHAT THEY WANT and LIVE HOW THEY CHOOSE. #FuckingAnnoyingAssclams
@beckymochaface HAHAHA! I find it terribly amusing that you have a reminder for that. :) #ColdFeet CONGRATS! PIX! ♥♥♥
I am trademarking the words Monetize™ and Hashtag™ so I can #Monetize™ Twitter.
I wonder how long my phone has been dead. Hmm.
Always get 2 scoops because you never know which ice cream cone might be your last. #fakeinspirationalcrap
According to my 15 year old daughter, Poison, Cinderella, and Madonna are "Classic Rock". #I'mTooFuckinOld
"I've missed you so much... / ...that I finally signed up for shooting lessons" #shouldbeahallmarkcard
Some days you're Horton, some days you're a Who... some days you're that bitchy kangaroo thing.
I just had a contest with myself to see How Much Reddi-Whip I Could Squirt In My Mouth. I won.
We spend tons of $ supporting people in other countries. Spare a few bux to give a child a birthday gift? http://bit.ly/bYRnrl
.@travelmop Dewed is the feminine of Dude.
Someone posted a list of Top Twitter Tools... I was surprised to not find your name on it.
HAHA! SEE @pprlisa sing and dance! http://www.powwownow.co.uk/lifebehindblog/ #PowWowNow
@JamiMiami I'm trying to get Scoble to sign my #scobletat #fakesxsw @pattidigh @stales @pprlisa @beckymochaface @mollyblock @katjaib



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