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Colleen Wainwright's favored(3816)bio: Pushing the c*cksucking boulder up the motherf*cking hill.
Just got my 10-year-old HP 2100TN to print on Snow Leopard. GOD BLESS YOU, NERDS OF THE INTERNET.
Forget books, coaches and blogs: you can learn all about why your business is broken by interacting with other people's on a daily basis.
This guy just made the kind of special drink request that ensures a free shot of loogie.
It's so windy out, if I had a house, I could kill me a witch.
Forty-year-old music in a 97-year-old building with a 1-minute-old cup of coffee. Perfection.
I just saw the Abbey Road cover spontaneously reanacted with Hasidim. Don't you tell me L.A. isn't awsome.
If I organized this waiting room, I'll bet I could totally get Unmuted-iPhone-Texting Lady voted off the island.
Just thought of a great way to curtail mindless surfing: we all post screencaps of our browser histories at end of day! (No, YOU first.)
It took THREE years, but me and my big, fat newsletter finally made the Emma blog! http://bit.ly/b5t3J3
@lonelysandwich I hope you cut a big one on the way out.
Nobody appreciates a good Picasso joke these days.
It's no iPad, but this new 8" copper-core All-Clad I got for $70 yesterday is the future of my morning omelets.
The older I get, the more I think that the roots of all trouble are too much fear and not enough love.
I'm starting to wonder if I've ever used "notwithstanding" correctly in a sentence.
Every time I come to SXSW, I fall in love with @lonelysandwich all over again.
If your default mode is "angry," try not to be stupid. And if your career path of choice is "actor," try not to be either.
I just bought an umbrella. You can all thank me tomorrow when it doesn't rain.
Saw a lone, discarded sock on the way to breakfast, and have had "Anatevka" running through my head ever since.
In other news, I'm officially six months from 49 today and we lose an hour tomorrow. GOOD NIGHT.
Sorry, haters: SXSW has not grown so big as to be unwieldy; it's finally big enough to deliver Consistently Random Awesome.
