Since Perretta got suspended, do I have to stop selling burned copies of his music at flea markets for 75 cents? I've made almost 3 bucks!
***SPECIAL NOTE TO ALL IN NEW RELATIONSHIPS*** A "Dutch Oven" is not - I repeat, NOT - the same as "aromatherapy".
I have cold toes & a fried brain. Sounds like the specialty of the house in a Scottish restaurant.
Just misread "Everybody Wins piece" as "Everybody Wins a Piece" and thought... "What's that? A hooker lottery?"
I've had so many headaches this spring, I'm renaming my head Migraine Manor.
Drugs never work right for me. I tried LSD and it made me elucidate for 3 hours.
Was going to start a Facebook game simulating lion taming, but Laporte got his panties in a bunch when I called it Leoville.
I'd rather use freshly ground white people in my recipes. It's just a preference.
13 people are on the International Space Station right now. So many of them are on Twitter, the mission now qualifies as a tweetup. #isstu
I hear the Chicago tweetup had more cliques than a remote control in playoff season.
Joss Whedon is nearly signed to direct Avengers. I know he loves strong female chars but so help me, if he gives Captain America a vagina...
I for one am fully in favour of surprise magical unicorn juju.
@robertgdaniel That's the Yin Yang of Youtube. Very similar to the Fin Fang of Facebook.
5 years ago today, Charles married Camilla. Or, as the old expression goes, "Saved her from the glue factory."
I hate to sound selfish, but I would really rather this be yourgraine.
Word of the Day: pretentious. "I'll have to buy you kids some equipment before you go camping, so this weekend we'll pretentious."


















